These stories were published as Many Happy Returns more than twenty years ago, and they're now out of print. Reading them again, they seem very safe and cosy. When I wrote them, I was married with a baby and two older children. I wrote the kind of stories I liked reading them at bedtime: safe, funny, only mildly startling. I poke fun at parents like myself and touch on some of the things I find funny about family life. I wouldn't write like that now: the world is darker and more dangerous than most of these stories express. (It always was, but I had other things to think about then.) The exception is 'The Name is Billy Molloy', which deals obliquely with cruelty and injustice, not to mention nervous breakdown - albeit in the past, and at
a safe distance.
Cosy stories about nothing in particular aren't much in fashion today, but
if you want to download one and read it, I don't think it will keep you awake. You may, indeed, fall asleep before you finish. . . I hope not, though.
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1 My Gran's Jumper
Sean's Gran knits him a tent of a jumper.
You could fit a football team inside. But
his Mum says he's got to wear it to school. . .
2 The Mermaid who Sneezed
Uncle Sam tells William, Susan and Eliza about the mermaid he met one foggy November morning, off St Agnes. Her hair wasn't yellow and there was no hope of getting a comb through it . . .
3 The Name is Billy Molloy
A man remembers a hated teacher from his schooldays and a boy called Billy Molloy . . .
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